The Corpsiest People in Hollywood

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | January 18, 2011 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | January 18, 2011 |

Something became incredibly apparent during the Golden Globes Sunday night (or “Golden Drobes” if you are not unlike Jeremy Irons and therefore able to blame it on the Henny): post-mortal-chic is so in this year. With Hollywood’s finest looking ever increasingly like Buffy Summers mid-resurrection, I’m pretty sure 2011 is physical inertia’s best year ever (not counting 2009 — too soon?)

The Deadest People in Hollywood

Megan Fox

Paz de la Huerta

SWINTON

Helena Bonham Carter, mostly due to resemblance to this man

The area above Nicole Kidman’s neck

This woman’s dignity

Angelina Jolie, the inspiration for this post

Him after being found by this totally straight man