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Shameless Braggart Tom Brady Enabled Poondog Ben Affleck's Affair with the Nanny

By Grainger Heavensbee | Celebrity | August 11, 2015 |

By Grainger Heavensbee | Celebrity | August 11, 2015 |

You just knew that after Ben Affleck helped Tom Brady deflate those footballs that Tom Brady would owe the Batman vs. Superman star a favor.

That favor: Taking a private jet with Ben Affleck and his 28-year-old nanny, Christine Ouzounian, to Vegas, according to Page 6:

Ouzounian had been in the Bahamas with Affleck, 42, and his unsuspecting, now-estranged actress wife, Jennifer Garner, 43, before the pair’s hush-hush jaunt to Sin City on June 27 for a poker tournament.

Affleck, an avid gambler, had initially asked Ouzounian to join him on a flight back to LA from the Bahamas — while his clueless spouse stayed behind with their three kids, a source said.
“He assured her it was OK. Technically, he was her boss,” the source told Hollywood

“But along the way, he convinced her to go to Las Vegas with him for [a] poker tournament. They even stopped and picked up Tom Brady for the trip. While in Vegas, Ben hid Christine the entire time.

Ouzounian even got to wear Brady’s four Super Bowl rings.


Who takes their Super Bowl rings to Vegas with them, anyway? I mean, THAT’S THE REAL STORY HERE, RIGHT? What kind of asshat travels with his Super Bowl rings?

Also, dudes are dogs. Can’t you just see how this played out? Affleck’s like, ‘Hey Tom, meet my Nanny” (wink wink) and Tom was probably like, “Hey, did you see that episode of The League with the au pair?”


“Golden gate, baby!”

*high fives*

The point is: Tom Brady is an enabler. Worse, he’s a shameless braggart.

Affleck bangs the Nanny really IS the best show of the summer.

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