If you’ve never been an avid viewer of the Food Network, you might not be familiar with Sandra Lee. But you should be.
Sandra Lee, Aunt Sandy as she sometimes calls herself because chick is DRONK 99% of the time, loves making barely edible food that requires the barest minimum of effort…
…Decorating her set and “tablescapes” like a Laura Ashley heroin nightmare…
…And cocktail time.
God she loves cocktail time.
Oh and cooking in full costume. That’s her other thing.
But mostly cocktail time.
She’s also a genuinely fascinating individual. She grew up very poor on food stamps and she basically raised her four siblings and then invented, like, drapes or something and became a gabillionnaire and then became a cooking-but-totally-not-cooking magnate and does a ton for charity and has been with Andrew Cuomo for 10 years.
So now that you’ve been introduced, you’ll be thrilled to know that Aunt Sandy is getting a lifestyle show on ABC. It doesn’t have a title yet, but it will CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Get prepared.