You hear that? That faint, high-pitched wail? It’s the sound of a million Twilight fans suddenly crying out in terror. For their beloved Edward Cullen (aka Robert Pattinson) is bringing a child unto this world, and his chosen mate is not Bella Swan (aka Kristen Stewart). It’s his human girlfriend of more than five years, Suki Waterhouse. Boooo! Hisss! Congratulations!
31-year-old Suki announced she was pregnant yesterday while performing at the Corona Capital Festival in Mexico. In a video posted on Twitter, she told the crowd, “I’m extra sparkly today because I thought it might distract you from something else that’s going on.” Then she gestured to her pregnant, glittery belly and joked, “I’m not sure if it’s working”:
"I thought I’d wear something sparkly to distract you from something else I’ve got going on… i’m not sure it’s working”— suki waterhouse archive (@bestsukiw) November 19, 2023
Suki Waterhouse announcing that she’s pregnant today at Corona Festival! 🤰🏼💕pic.twitter.com/MhZEkCJVgb
Actress/model/singer Suki has been in a relationship with actor/Batman/vampire Robert since 2018. The pair began living together in London during the pandemic. Back in February, Suki told the Sunday Times that she was “shocked” she’d been so happy with a partner for half a decade. She added that she still gets “incredibly excited” when Robert’s name pops up on her phone, and “I think he feels the same about me.” Awww.
Before Suki, Robert was linked to Kristen Stewart (duh) and FKA Twigs. Before Robert, Suki dated Diego Luna and Bradley Cooper. Remember that time the paps captured Bradley, then 38, reading Lolita to Suki, then 21, in the park? I do. I’ll never forget it.
A big congrats to the happy couple! May their baby be at least 99% less terrifying than whatever the hell this is: