Most celebrities announce pregnancies with a People exclusive following weeks of being photographed with a hand delicately placed atop the minorest of belly bloats.
But not RDJ. Not our man.
Yo. Susan. Me. Baby. Girl. November. Scorpio?— Robert Downey Jr (@RobertDowneyJr) July 9, 2014
And that’s all she wrote. Well played, sir. Well played.