By Kayleigh Donaldson | Celebrity | May 8, 2020 |
By Kayleigh Donaldson | Celebrity | May 8, 2020 |
Many prominent celebrities have been hospitalized lately or kept at home with illness due to the coronavirus pandemic. Brian May of Queen fame, however, faced an injury of a more vigorous nature. Writing on his Instagram page, May admitted to ripping his ‘gluteus maximus to shreds in a moment of overenthusiastic gardening.’
Yes, that’s right, my friends: Brian May tore his a**. The headlines just write themselves. It’s a kind of butt magic. His butt wants to break free. His butt is experiencing the seven seas of pain. His ar*e was under pressure! Even his a** had to protest about the offensive awfulness of Bohemian Rhapsody somehow!
Shockingly, May didn’t use this as an opportunity to remind us that he’s an astrophysicist or that he was the real hero of Queen, not that hard-partying dilettante Freddie. How restrained of him.