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Accused Sex Offender and Epstein BFF Prince Andrew Is Back In The Royal Family's Good Graces

By Kayleigh Donaldson | Celebrity | August 28, 2023 |

By Kayleigh Donaldson | Celebrity | August 28, 2023 |

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We all saw this coming, right?

Prince Andrew, the accused sex offender and unashamed friend of serial sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, is now back in the inner circle of his rotten family. He joined Prince William and other members of the inbred Windsor clan for an outing at Balmoral. They attended church together, which is a level of seedy shamelessness that reminds you of how little these ‘chosen ones’ actually care about decorum or shame.

The usual ‘sources’ among the royal press have been talking up the supposed ‘olive branch’ that King Charles extended to his creepy brother, and now we have our first sight of the unified family all going to praise Jesus together on my damn side of the British border. Andrew rode in a car with William and Kate Middleton this past Sunday. Royal sources (read: palace courtiers) told the Telegraph that ‘it’s a holiday where the entire family has been invited, the entire family are participating and the entire family are included. Anyone looking for a family divided angle will be sorely disappointed.’ Yeah, up yours, woke chumps, this family loves its accused rapist!


Oh, and it’ll be a surprise to literally nobody that the royal press is still trying to pin the blame for all of the world’s ills on Meghan Markle, who has barely been seen in public over the past eight months and has nothing to do with the royals, their increased stipends at the expense of the British taxpayers, or the payoffs Andy seems to have made to get his accuser to go away.

Hey, remember when the Daily Mail said that Kate walking next to Meghan after the Queen’s death was the hardest thing she’s ever done? It seems that cozying up to a man who counted a serial rapist and trafficker of girls as a great business partner was easy peasy by comparison.

The sad thing is that we all knew this would happen. Andrew may not do any royal duties these days but he’s still cloistered by the taxpayer-funded royal family. The toadying royal press, which is to journalism what Hannibal Lecter is to veganism, has been laying the path for his return to the spotlight. Even the current government seems happy to do their dirty work. I’d say there’s a staggering lack of dignity all around, but the problem with living under a constitutional monarchy is that you have to eschew concepts in order for it to work. This is the true face of the ‘modern royal family’: zero accountability and the expectation that every awful, illegal, abusive thing they do is not only acceptable but justifiable because you were born into the right family.

Set the entire f*cking monarchy aflame. Burn the concept to the ground.