Hello! I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend! Did you make a joke about Donald Trump and Time magazine this weekend? Good, good. It’s nice to feel like you’re a part of the Democratic process, right? Trump is pretty terrible. I mean, look: He’s out there stumping for a pedophile:

The last thing we need in Alabama and the U.S. Senate is a Schumer/Pelosi puppet who is WEAK on Crime, WEAK on the Border, Bad for our Military and our great Vets, Bad for our 2nd Amendment, AND WANTS TO RAISES TAXES TO THE SKY. Jones would be a disaster!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 26, 2017

I endorsed Luther Strange in the Alabama Primary. He shot way up in the polls but it wasn’t enough. Can’t let Schumer/Pelosi win this race. Liberal Jones would be BAD!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 26, 2017

He’s attacking the media and by virtue of that, the First Amendment:

.@FoxNews is MUCH more important in the United States than CNN, but outside of the U.S., CNN International is still a major source of (Fake) news, and they represent our Nation to the WORLD very poorly. The outside world does not see the truth from them!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2017

And he’s whining like a man that’s about to get some very bad news from a man named Bob:

Since the first day I took office, all you hear is the phony Democrat excuse for losing the election, Russia, Russia,Russia. Despite this I have the economy booming and have possibly done more than any 10 month President. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 26, 2017

As awful as Donald Trump has been these last 10 months, you have to admit that he’s still way better than Hillary, right?

“I thought Hillary was very dangerous. If she’d won, we’d be at war,” Sarandon said in an interview with Guardian, posted today.

I have no idea what she’s trying to say here, but I don’t think I like it:

“There are a lot of people who did say no,” she says. “I think the big question here is that if Harvey Weinstein exposed himself to you when you were on a yacht in Cannes and you told everybody - this is Angie Everhart’s story - and everyone said: ‘Well, that’s just Harvey’ and it wasn’t a big deal - those are the people who are perpetuating it, too. Now, I’m sure there’s a lot of men who were much smoother at seducing than-” she bursts out laughing - “James Toback and Harvey Weinstein, who a lot of women felt very flattered to be sleeping with, even if they didn’t get the job. There’s just a culture, starting in the 60s and 70s, where there was a certain amount of liberation that made it possible for those things to happen without even seeing yourself as a victim.”

Anyway, Susan Sarandon still has no regrets about voting for Jill Stein, which is why I have no regrets about collecting these tweets. Enjoy!

Fuck Your Fake Feminism, Susan. And Fuck You too. https://t.co/8D7dqZHmG6

— Bravenak Wonderbitch, Esq: Nazi Slayer (@bravenak) November 26, 2017

Yes, if you click, you will hate yourself — but largely because it's several hundred words of Susan Sarandon calling feminists "strident bitches" and "emotional" and talking about how important it is to "include men" https://t.co/lqfsG7uYjF

— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) November 26, 2017

Susan Sarandon would like you to know she’s still very much a fucking idiot and all-around terrible person. https://t.co/qRDnNNEMB6

— Molly (@isteintraum) November 26, 2017

The way you ding-dongs feel about women being ghostbusters now ruining your childhood memories of the movie Ghostbusters is how I️ feel about Susan Sarandon being Susan Sarandon now and forever ruining Thelma & Louise for me.

— JEN KIRKMAN (@JenKirkman) November 26, 2017

Susan Sarandon is the 53% of white women who voted for a racist Nazi. https://t.co/HRU1mfsD50

— BWD 🤢 (@IrisRimon) November 26, 2017

Susan Sarandon makes Trump look smart. https://t.co/qw69T8ldjE

— summer (@PolitikMasFina) November 26, 2017

Also, Sarandon’s “Hillary would start World War III!” logic is literally lifted straight from Russian propaganda, so you’ve gotta wonder just how dumb she really is.

— Molly (@isteintraum) November 26, 2017

Oh my god this reboot of Susan Sarandon is ruining my childhood

— Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler) November 27, 2017

Susan Sarandon is just baby boomer Lena Dunham.

— Sarah (@thetigersez) November 27, 2017

Not new: Susan Sarandon is a clueless privileged buffoon who should be listened to at your own peril

— Michael Levy🙄 (@mclevy76) November 26, 2017

Here, I’ve saved the best for last, otherwise all the other tweets would feel anticlimactic:

Dear Susan,

The next time you have an idea, I want you to write it down on a piece of paper. Then, carefully fold the paper into as small a piece as possible. Then put it in your mouth and swallow it. And then set yourself on fire. https://t.co/as2yY9MbDO

— TK (@TKhatesyou) November 26, 2017

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