Insert Sexiest Name Here: The People (.com) Have Chosen

By Kate Hudson | Celebrity | November 4, 2018 |

By Kate Hudson | Celebrity | November 4, 2018 |

Look, if you don’t vote, you don’t get to complain. I bring this up now for two reasons:

1) In case you didn’t know, the midterm elections are on Tuesday. This may come as a shock to you, but if my opinion means anything (and it should) I will think less of you if you don’t vote. Please vote.

2) People.com polled their readership (which I think probably solely consists of people who are waiting in doctor or dentist offices, and your one Aunt who talks about Jennifer Aniston like she knows her. If you don’t have that Aunt, take heart, because I will be that Aunt for you, friend) for the “sexiest” men who share the same first name. Please understand that I am just the messenger when I share these results with you. This is all a lead up to revealing who their “Sexiest Man Alive in 2018” is next week. You had better believe I will be on that to share my opinion when the time comes.

Sexiest Ryan:

Ryan Reynolds

Honorable Mentions Go To:

Gosling, Phillippe and Eggold

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Note: I have no idea who Ryan Eggold is, and I suspect People.com does not either, because in his spot they have a picture of the superior Ryan: Kwanten. He of ‘True Blood’ and ‘Hurricane Heist’ fame. Which, let’s go with that, ok?

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Sexiest Matt:

Matt Bomer

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Honorable Mentions Go To:

McConaughey, Damon and Smith

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I have no dog in this race, tbh. I liked Magic Mike though, so I will not request, nay, demand a recount here.

Sexiest Tom:

Hardy

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Honorable Mentions Go To:

Hiddleston, Selleck and Cruise

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I know he’s nutty, and definitely not right in the head due to the whole cult business, but I have a weird soft spot for Tom Cruise and I most likely always will, so…I’m going to plead the 5th on this one, because I know my opinion is wrong, and very, very bad on Best Tom.

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Sexiest Chris:

Hemsworth

I do not agree with this result, but I am forced to report neutrally on it

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(that’s me letting go of my opinions)

Hold on, because you’re going to be outraged as to who didn’t make the cut…

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Honorable Mentions Go To:

Pratt, Evans and …Messina?!!?!?!?!?

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Chris Messina won out over Chris Pine?! Seriously? Where is your humanity People.com?!

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Moving on…

Sexiest Sam:

Sam Heughan

I can’t get mad about this one. The Spy Who Dumped Me is one of my favorite movies of the year and he’s pretty dreamy in it.

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Honorable Mentions Go To:

L. Jackson, Claflin and Smith

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Sexiest Jason:

Jason Momoa

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I thought Statham would be a shoo-in until I remembered that Jason Momoa actually exists, and isn’t some statue carved from marble of an obscure Greek God that they CGI into movies and that one nighttime soap on Fox 14 years ago.

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Honorable Mentions Go To:
Statham, DeRulo and Aldean

Note: I have absolutely no idea who Jason Aldean is.

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Sexiest Hugh

Come on, you know the answer…

Hugh Jackman

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Grant, Skinner and Dancy

Note: I had to look him up, but Hugh Skinner was in Mama Mia 2 as the young version of Colin Firth’s character.

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So what did we learn from all of this? Well, save for a few right calls, this list is all kinds of wrong on so many levels. So I guess I learned absolutely nothing from this exercise. What about you?