Twitter is 10 years old. In its 10 years, Twitter has revolutionized the way we communicate and the way news is disseminated. It has been an absolutely incredible and important addition to the internet and for that we are grateful. But we are probably most grateful because it’s provided a space for celebrities to say stupid shit and dammit if that doesn’t justify its entire existence.
These tweets almost make up for years of being yelled at by dipshit men in my mentions. Almost. Like, it’s pretty super close.
11. Chris Brown’s mom desecrates the dead.
10. Ryan Lochte says things
9. Joel Osteen rubs one out for Jesus.
8. Skrillex is totes not racist, obvs.
7. Shia LaBeouf is trying very hard.
6. Justin Bieber IS HERE FOREVER.
5. Jaden Smith is the best.
4. Lindsay Lohan is the worst.
3. Ryan Lochte says things, part 2
2. Hulk Hogan is goddamn disgusting.
1. Kanye West is the best thing about Twitter, no contest.