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Not Gonna Lie, Mariah Carey's Impossibly Strict Diet Sounds Fancy and Delicious

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | November 30, 2016 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | November 30, 2016 |

Strict diets are generally unsustainable and can be dangerous. This is very important to note. I do not advocate for any particular diet of any kind, let alone the unyieldingly strict kind. Talk to a dietitian. Be good to yourself. Definitely never listen to me for any reason.

Because if you were to listen to me, I’d tell you that Photoshop aficionado Mariah Carey’s diet? It sounds pretty fucking elegant.

“It’s really hard. My diet, you would hate it,” Carey told E! News recently while promoting the Dec. 4 premiere of her new E! docs-series Mariah’s World. “All you eat is Norwegian salmon and capers every day. That’s it.”

That’s it, that’s all she eats. Salmon and capers. Does she throw in champagne, too? I KNOW YOU DO, MARIAH. I KNOW YOU.

As an elegant fancy lady about town (she typed with egg yolk in her hair), I could get into this diet. Put some caviar on that shit on your cheat day. Look at a bagel and sing “Dreamlover” to it. Fall apart two days in and eat an entire cake. I’M IN.

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