Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp are engaged. This probably qualifies as “meh” to “good” news for you unless you are someone who always thought they would get married to either Meg Ryan or John Mellencamp. Then this news will be a bit sad for you. I’m sorry. You’re definitely facing an uphill battle, now.
Did you forget they were dating?! Me too! But they are, and now they’re engaged.
How do I know? Meg told me so on Instagram.
Also, it was confirmed by my top (and let’s admit it, basically only) source, People.com!
People also wants to be helpful by telling you “everything there is to know” about the relationship between Ryan and Mellencamp. To be honest, if everything there is to know about a couple is able to be fit into about 800 words written at a 4th grade reading level of comprehension, I feel kind of bad for the couple. That’s really grim. Although, as infallible as People is, I think they may have engaged in a bit of hyperbole here. I know, I’m shocked as well.
You can read the article here but for me, the most interesting part is that Mellencamp has a son named “Hud” which is the beginnings of a GREAT last name, if I do say so myself.
So when are they going to tie the knot? People didn’t say, but since we all have very short memories, what due to the constant onslaught of terrible news in the media, I’m just going to pull a date out of thin air and tell you that you imagined it if it ever comes up again.
They’re getting married on April 25th, 2019. It’s the perfect date, after all.