Can you believe it’s almost been a full year since the Don’t Worry Darling drama at Venice Film Festival? SpitGate, Miss Flo’s revenge, the poor to middling reviews, then-couple Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles refusing to stand beside each other on the red carpet … to quote that Marie Kondo gif, “I love mess!” A couple of months later, with the movie’s press tour firmly in the rearview mirror, sources close to Harry and Olivia confirmed what we all knew was coming: the pair were taking “a break”. And just like that… this two-year love story (er, affair, if you believe Olivia and Jason Sudeikis’ blessedly loose-lipped nanny) was officially over.
In January, Harry was spotted making out with Emily Ratajkowski, and, for the last couple months, he’s been linked to 29-year-old Bones and All actress, Taylor Russell. But this weekend, fans got a little reminder of his relationship with Olivia. Page Six published pap pics of Harry hanging out on a boat in Bolsena, Italy, with a group of friends that included James Corden and Victoria’s Secret model Jacquelyn Jablonski. The photos reveal a tattoo on Harry’s thigh that appears to read, “Olivia”:
While all signs point to 29-year-old Harry getting the tat to honour Olivia Wilde while they were still together, some fans are still in denial. They pointed out that One Direction has a 2015 love song titled, “Olivia”. Others tweeted that they didn’t think Harry was the type to get a girlfriend’s name permanently tattooed on his skin. But I think he totally would be. The man is absolutely covered in ink!
Harry’s tats include his sister’s name in Hebrew, letters symbolizing the cities New York, LA, and London, a “Late Late” tattoo he got during a game of tattoo roulette on The Late Late Show With James Corden, the names “Jackson” and “Arlo” (those two are a mystery), the Green Bay Packers’ logo, a skeleton in a suit, an “A” for his mother Anne, the Bible, Pingu, an eagle, a giant butterfly, “Mary” for his grandmother, a naked mermaid, leaves, flowers, numbers, hearts, stars, and, finally, “Colazione” (breakfast in Italian). Whew! And that’s not even half of ‘em. For all we know, Harry’s got a giant “Ratajkowski” across his butt.
The big question is, will Harry get the “Olivia” tattoo covered up or altered (add a “B”, and you’ve got “Bolivia”), or live with it for the rest of his life? Might I suggest entering into a long-term relationship with another famous Olivia? My picks, in order of most to least likely: singer Olivia Rodrigo, House of the Dragon actress Olivia Cooke, nepo-baby influencer Olivia Jade, and married Oscar winner Olivia Colman.