I know that Lindsay Lohan is not a person that typically warrants our pity, but my heart hurts a little for her here:
Look at the curved bottles near Lohan’s waist (front and back). The poor woman is both so starved for attention and so insecure about herself that she did her own photoshopping. She’s probably mortified by some of the comments she’s received (or at least, I would be):
There are hundreds of comments just like these, and if I were Lohan, I’d probably want to shrink into a little ball and hide from the world. It’s like bragging about your awesome natural tan to all your friends before realizing that the palms of your hands are bright orange.
Fame will fuck you 77 ways to hell.
Meanwhile, she’s claiming the weight loss is a result of the Chikungunya virus, which she also alleges is the reason she hasn’t completed her court mandated community service. She has until Wednesday to complete the 240 hours that were meted out to her in 2012. I hope she’s not planning to use the above photo to prove she contracted the virus, because the judge will laugh in her face and then throw her in the slammer.