By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | July 1, 2014 |
By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | July 1, 2014 |
I apologize. But I mean, let’s be honest: It’s a better story than Fats Guys in the Woods, right? I mean, I guess I could’ve talked about the miserable Halt and Catch Fire ratings again. And if there were actual video of Neil Patrick Harris kissing his HIMYM co-star Josh Radnor in the audience of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, I might have gone with that. Or, did you know that Hodor got an app? Let me guess: It just says Hodor over and over? Or I could’ve responded to the RIDICULOUS complaint that Orange is the New Black doesn’t focus on the male characters enough, but that’s too moronic to merit a reaction. Or, did you know that Ellie Kemper once got drunk and kissed Aubrey Plaza? Cool story, bro, but I still need photographic evidence.
At least there is photographic evidence of Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow slipping inside of a naked Lena Dunham T-shirt.
Jesus, Shia: Would it have killed you to make a drunken spectacle of yourself a couple more times this week before entering rehab? THINK OF THE BLOGS, SHIA.
That T-shirt, by the way, retails for $55 over on Clashist. There have got to be cheaper ways to embarrass yourself in public.