For our wedding, my husband-to-be wrote a beautiful love letter then gave me as DVD of the movie Millions because while we had never seen the movie, we’d spent the years since its trailer yelling “it’s not suspicious. It’s unuuuuuuusual” in little British child voices. This gift was perfect and hilarious. But now, thanks to Kanye, I know it was literal garbage. Because only Kanye can show a “perfect bitch” how beloved she truly is. With art. Perfect art. Perfect bitch art.
According to the Mirror, it will hang in their bedroom because obviously.
First, dump all your significant others. Then, burn all the art in your home. Because everything is nothing in comparison to this. This is everything.
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