Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Have a Son
Today, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel announced that Biel has given birth to a son. They’ve named him Silas Randall Timberlake, which is an interesting name, but also made up of names that are all actual names so kudos to them there.
So the real question here is what kind of dad to you think Justin Timberlake will be? Do you think he’ll embrace dorky dad-ness or try to remain the cool and aloof, stylish guy just with a baby bjorn hanging off the front of him? Given his appearances on SNL, I’m kind of voting for the highly embarrassing goofy dad, but you’ve got to wait a few years to really get your fun in there. They don’t care if you go to the mall in shorts with white tube socks pulled up to your knees and those adidas slide sandals on. They’ll probably ask for their own pair so you can match.