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Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean. More Like James Oh-My-God-Why-Are-You-Always-the-World's-Worst?

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 24, 2014 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 24, 2014 |


Ooh, we got ourselves a badass here.

In the world of celebrity gossip, you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have Courtney’s sad life, Courtney’s sad life. Because some days, it’s harder to be positive about the state of celebrity. Like, when Justin Bieber posts this bullshit:

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UGH. BIEBER. I hate so much about the things you choose to be(lieb). Then, he went and posted this as clarification, knowing his fans are potentially at least as dumb as he is:

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Ten to one, if you asked Bieber his favorite James Dean movie, you’ll get an amazing answer. It won’t be correct, but it will be amazing.

As annoying as this is, it’s also hilarious. Because that caption. That caption is everything. “I’m being James Dean in this obviously James Dean picture obviously also I don’t smoke ‘ciggys’ because that would be grody pass me that blunt because I’m hard as hell PAY ATTENTION TO ME.” And that is why I hate-dore him. I loathe so merrily.