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Jennifer Aniston Removes Makeup for Film Role, Bravely Appears Slightly Less Shiny than Usual

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | November 6, 2014 |

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | November 6, 2014 |

Jennifer Aniston appeared at Deadline’s roundtable for Oscar contenders over the weekend (hahahaha) to discuss her new movie, Cake, in which her characters suffers from injuries from a car crash that leaves scars all over her body.

In the role, Ms. Aniston didn’t wear make-up, and as People magazine noted, “she was unrecognizable.”


They’re right! Look at that hideous monster that looks just like Jennifer Aniston, only less shiny. AVERT YOUR EYES. THE HORROR.

It was a good experience for Aniston, though.

Being without makeup, Aniston said, was “so fabulous—so dreamy and empowering and liberating.”

So brave! An attractive, multimillionaire white woman allowed her natural, unblemished face be seen in public.


Stand down, Meryl! Pack it up, Hathaway. Forget about it, Blanchett. Aniston removed her make-up! Give her ALL the Oscars. No one else stands a chance, at least until Zooey Deschanel courageously takes a role in which she has BROWN EYES.


via People

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