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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fridge Is Disappointingly Normal

By Emma Chance | Celebrity | August 7, 2023 |

By Emma Chance | Celebrity | August 7, 2023 |

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Gwyneth Paltrow recently recorded a “Fridge Tour” video for her wellness site Goop and the contents were underwhelming.

What would you expect to find in the fridge of Ms. Goop? Rows of bone broth containers? Homemade cashew milk in a repurposed wine bottle? Drawers overflowing with raw beets?

Well, you’d be wrong. The “Faltrow-Martin” fridge is actually pretty ordinary. While she does keep her Goop eye masks and lotions in there, it’s really mostly Pellegrinos, a “spectrum of milks,” a variety of iced teas and coconut waters, and some leftovers (including zucchini fritters from “boyfriend breakfast”).

“So, I’ve been doing these AMAs monthly,” she begins. “I’ve gotten a lot of questions about what’s in my fridge? I guess this is a trend that’s going around.” Isn’t it so charming that she thinks this is a trend?

“I’m not gonna lie, I cleaned it up before I invited you in here,” she says. No, I’m sorry, I don’t believe you, Gwyneth. I think you are lying. I think you keep that thing perfectly organized lest your AirBnB guests sneak into the main house and send pictures of a messy fridge to the tabloids.

The weirdest thing, if you can call it weird, are her “little tinctures,” small bottles of a neon orange substance tucked away in the top right corner. I guess if you’re a Goop fan you would know what those are, but they look like poison to me. She also has a gua sha tool tucked between cans of bff Cameron Diaz’s organic and “vegan-friendly” (whatever that means) Avaline wine.

“So that wraps up my fridge tour,” she concludes. “Do you feel like you’ve gotten to know me any better?”

Other than the fact that you subsist on a mostly liquid diet, which I think I already knew, no, Gwyneth. No.