In the immortal words of the Rolling Stones, you can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometime, you get what you need.
Today is a perfect example of that friends.
See, there I was, minding my own business, when I stumbled upon this glorious article at People.com, titled: Celebs Reveal the Craziest Places They’ve Had Sex. So, like, you know it’s a pretty slow news day if that’s on the front page.
Having some self respect, I waited a nanosecond before I clicked on the post, and what I was greeted with was a lot of loose definitions of “celebrities” and I was about to click out of that glorious article when I stumbled upon this beautiful quote from Gerard Butler, a man who was once in a movie about fighting dragons with Christian Bale in the UK:
“I’m trying to think. I’ve had sex in some crazy places … I had sex on the side of a volcano once. That was pretty cool. Actually, it was pretty hot,” a laughing Butler said during his appearance on Watch What Happens Live. “[And] on a glacier … I’ve gotta be honest, it was not fun. My ass stuck to the ice.”
As for what prompted both encounters, the actor was quick to respond: “If you’re somewhere interesting, you kind of think, ‘This would be nice to make this a more interesting story.’”
What I’m getting from this story is that Gerard Butler is a type of guy who sees something cool, and his immediate thought is “need to bone it out to make this a better story.” Do not ever invite him to your grandma’s attic to show him a cool spider web. Or you know what? Maybe you want to and that’s cool with me.
Honestly, I’m not mad because that logic is fool proof. What the real takeaway from this should be, if you’re in a unique or interesting place and you see Gerard Butler as you get there, just know that he’s probably just gotten done having sex in that wildlife preserve, or space station that can stop a Geostorm, so uh, plan appropriately. Or don’t because you know what? Chances are you’re on vacation, and that’s the best time to just let life take you someplace. Enjoy, friend!
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