You’d think that Worst Chris (no longer a debate) would just learn to keep his dumb mouth shut. We all liked him better before he started blathering on about all of his bland, white guy perfect, religious, life on the internet.
Earlier today he published this totally Stepford nonsense on Instagram:
And the internet dragged him all the way to Bricksburg for it.
chris pratt cast as the voice of aw shucks toxic masculinity— I go by RB now, thx ✌🏻 (@RheaButcher) November 4, 2021
I remember when I thought I liked Chris Pratt but it turned out I really just liked Andy from Parks and Rec— bath lady (@peptoalex) November 4, 2021
Ted Cruz should play Chris Pratt in the movie.— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) November 4, 2021
The real political divide in america can be summed up b whether u think this post from Chris Pratt comes off as a) sweet snd normal or b) Cringe and insane pic.twitter.com/Ibp0jt30Jd— 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕪 𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣 (@cactus__flower_) November 4, 2021
May we all be like Anna Faris: so beloved that the entirety of the internet drags our ex for us.— Danielle Campoamor (@DCampoamor) November 4, 2021
"Healthy Daughter" when the son he had with Anna Faris was a preemie and has serious health problems makes me want to fight Crisp Rat even more. https://t.co/ANJhwmI1dL— Des! (@deebizzo) November 4, 2021
That last one there is a real knee to the ol’ groin. Considering his son with Anna Farris was born two months premature and suffered a cerebral hemorrhage during delivery, he’s a complete donkey’s ass to make a statement like that. Even his super homophobic Hillsong Church God is hiding his face in shame over this display of … What is this? This is new levels of being a crappy person and a bad parent. This is why he’s The Worst Chris. This is why, no matter what dumb nonsense any of the other Chrises get up to, he will always ALWAYS be the worst one. There needs to be a Convention of Chrises to excommunicate him. From now on, he has to be a Harold. Or an Edward. Yeah, Eddie. Look at that mug. He’s way more an Eddie than he is a Chris. Give his roles to someone else. A better person. JACK BLACK IS RIGHT THERE YOU COWARDS!
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