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Chris Pratt Loses The Internet. Again

By Jen Maravegias | Celebrity | November 4, 2021 |

By Jen Maravegias | Celebrity | November 4, 2021 |


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You’d think that Worst Chris (no longer a debate) would just learn to keep his dumb mouth shut. We all liked him better before he started blathering on about all of his bland, white guy perfect, religious, life on the internet.

Earlier today he published this totally Stepford nonsense on Instagram:

And the internet dragged him all the way to Bricksburg for it.

That last one there is a real knee to the ol’ groin. Considering his son with Anna Farris was born two months premature and suffered a cerebral hemorrhage during delivery, he’s a complete donkey’s ass to make a statement like that. Even his super homophobic Hillsong Church God is hiding his face in shame over this display of … What is this? This is new levels of being a crappy person and a bad parent. This is why he’s The Worst Chris. This is why, no matter what dumb nonsense any of the other Chrises get up to, he will always ALWAYS be the worst one. There needs to be a Convention of Chrises to excommunicate him. From now on, he has to be a Harold. Or an Edward. Yeah, Eddie. Look at that mug. He’s way more an Eddie than he is a Chris. Give his roles to someone else. A better person. JACK BLACK IS RIGHT THERE YOU COWARDS!