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Chris Pratt Is an Actual Real-Life Superhero Who Kicks Down Doors and Saves Babies

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 4, 2015 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 4, 2015 |


On VH1’s Big Morning Buzz Live (hosted by Nick Lachey! He lives!) Jeremy Sisto discussed how one time, when his daughter accidentally locked his infant son in a bedroom, he called his neighbor, a “very nice chubby little kid,” to go help. That neighbor was none other than Chris Pratt, in full Star-Lord form, who busted in, kicked the door down and saved a baby. Be still my beating ovaries.

He is an actual, literal national treasure of a hero.

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