If you’re not following Charlie Sheen on Twitter, boy are you missing out. He’s my absolute favorite hate/confusion-follow. The man’s posts read like a deranged e e cummings. Recently he’s been turning the fury of his drunken haikus on, well, everyone, but including Ashton Kutcher.
hey Ashton sorry bro all good. now quit barfing on my old brilliant show. Remember Punk'd? how duz it feel? c harp http://t.co/vSVQ3BBk7D— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) January 6, 2014
Sheen is angry because a few years ago the Kutch replaced him on the least funny show on television. Kutch thinks it’s time Sheen let it go already, and chose Jimmy Kimmel Live as his medium of intervention.
Skip to the end of the video if you just want to hear Ashton tell Charlie to “shut the f*ck up.” Or watch the whole video to hear about whatever else is going on in Ashton Kutcher’s life. (I wouldn’t know, I skipped to the swearing. Cardigans, I assume. Maybe accessorizing with cardigans.)
Sheen responded today with a heartfelt, if crazypants, poetic endeavor.
Ashton message received. so sorry u sounded like me! well done! my bad I was pissed at other crap & took it out on you. hope u r good xox c— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 6, 2014
But a few hours later, felt the need to remind Kutcher that they are, and will forever be, arch nemeses.
but news flash Dood, you ever tell me to shut the F*** up, EVER again, and I'll put you on a hospital food diet for a year. c #YaFeelMe Jr?— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 6, 2014
Kutcher seems to be holding back on responding, taking the relatively high road here (which is not exactly difficult, considering the low road in this scenario is basically a pile of rubble at the bottom of a quarry), though he did engage in some subtle hashtaggery.
Via ET Online.
Vivian Kane desperately wants to see the Herman’s Head-like inner workings of Charlie Sheen’s brain.