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Cee-Lo Green Can Stick His Rape Tweet Non-Apology Up His Ass

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | September 3, 2014 |

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | September 3, 2014 |


I’m going to keep this short and sweet. Fuck you, Cee-Lo Green.

After his near-impossible-to-believe tweets about rape, Green abruptly vamoosed from Twitter yesterday, and hid like the coward he is. Unfortunately, he didn’t have the sense to stay gone, and last night tweeted the biggest bullshit apology this side of Alec Baldwin.


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Attributed to you? Attributed? The only word you got right is “idiotic.” Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Green also issued a statement:

“”Let me 1st praise God for exoneration fairness & freedom! Secondly I sincerely apologize for my comments being taken so far out of context. I only intended on a healthy exchange to help heal those who love me from the pain I had already caused from this. Please forgive me as it…..was your support that got me thru this to begin with. I’d never condone the harm of any women. Thank you.”

I’ll skip right over the god part so I don’t get myself into (worse) trouble, but let me just tell you, there was no taking your comments out of context. You are a vile, despicable human being from whom I imagine women around the world would be happy to never hear from or about again. Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you again.

Clearly, I can find nothing terribly coherent to say so I’ll leave it to you, dear friends.

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) is so mad she could spit.