Cardi B Drags Tomi Lahren, Again, Because Tomi Continues to be the Worst
Cardi B keeps dragging Tomi Lahren on Twitter, and it’s beautiful. This is today’s exchange, over the truly bizarre and sad case of 21 Savage turning out to be a British national who overstayed his Visa by over a decade:
Don’t make me get my leash https://t.co/ErQ2RhzDeg— iamcardib (@iamcardib) February 4, 2019
If you’ll recall, this is a call back to an earlier exchange between the two, which Tomi started because she’s an idiot and a racist.
Leave me alone I will dog walk you . https://t.co/FjqIzpUbvp— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 20, 2019
Tomi is the worst possible combination of personality: dumb and mean, and I love how Cardi pops up occasionally to humiliate Tomi in front of the world. It’s beautiful in its high-school simplicity, made even sweeter by the fact that Tomi brought it entirely upon herself because she was dumb enough to instigate this feud.
I can think of no worse type of person to pick a fight with than a rapper, except for a stand-up comedian. Have you ever tried to rap? (I have. I have the entirety of “Top That” memorized, but only the girl’s part.) It’s really f*cking hard to do—you have to have a quick tongue and think fast on your feet. Why in the world would you willingly pick a fight with someone who can tell a story, in rhyme, at a fast tempo, under pressure?! They can and will eviscerate you—and even worse, they’ll be entertaining in the process. There’s no coming back from a sick, hilarious burn if you yourself cannot muster up an even funnier retort. Tomi clearly is not the type who can (she’s dumb, guys) and instead opts to play the victim. The most tired of roles for white ladies.
I seriously doubt Cardi B knew who racist Barbie was until she was stupid enough to mention Cardi on Twitter. Now, not only is she regularly shamed by Cardi, Cardi is scrolling Tomi’s Twitter occasionally just to insult her—no mention needed!
Cardi B is the only person keeping Tammy relevant, because let’s be honest, it’s not super hard for Fox News to find racist blonde women to come on the air and say mean spirited, horrible things. Hell, that Kaitlyn chick with the horrible, dry, crunchy-looking hair who likes to bring a gun on campus at Kent State is champing at the bit to step into Tammy’s spotlight. Tomi should be thanking her lucky stars Cardi is dragging her, instead of crying her fragile white tears because someone was mean to her.
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