Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter Welcome Their First
Delightfully alien-looking Benedict Cumberbatch has successfully had a child and/or taken the first step in a new cross-breeding between humans and lizard people that will result in the death of our kind with his wife Sophie Hunter.
The birth was confirmed by Cumberbatch’s representative who asked that the media respect the new family’s privacy for the next few weeks. The couple wed this past Valentine’s day, after announcing that they were expecting in January.
I, for one, welcome our new fantastically cheekboned overlords.