Here’s the thing about Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone: their love is made of sunshine and their hearts are as pure as the uncut Colombian white that has powered Charlie Sheen’s muscles well into middle age. They are cuter than a roomful of singing children with temporary lisps holding rescue puppies. They bring me more joy than a rickshaw full of name-brand dish soap with Joys Behar, Bryant and a DVD copy of -ful Noise could even attempt.
What I’m saying is, they are everything. They’re like fire and ice and cupcakes. They twirl at the center of time and can see the turn of a universe of Tumblr shipper blogs and they’re wonderful.
Here’s why Andrew in particular is wonderful today: here he is in full costume playing basketball with children in NYC. Emma is there, too—she’s the blonde in the knit hat with the dog.
You are powerless against the cute. You will not be spared. With great power comes great videos of cute stuff on the internet, and this video is no exception, exploding with cute like it’s Andrew’s glorious fountain of hair bursting free when he takes off that mask at the end of the day. Deal with his perfection.