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Andy Dick Accused of Sexual Assault--Who Could Have Seen This Coming?! (All of Us. Here's a List)

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | November 1, 2017 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | November 1, 2017 |


News has broken that Andy Dick has been fired for sexually assaulting people on the set of his new film Vampire Dad, committing “multiple, flagrant acts of improper conduct and inappropriate contact with several crew members.”

If only there could have been some kind of indication that Dick, seen in the header image attempting to lick Nichelle Nichols, was capable of such things!

Or at least eight of them. Here they are:

December 2004: Dick was arrested for indecent exposure at McDonald’s.

2005: Dick exposed his genitals to the audience at Yuk Yuk’s comedy club in Edmonton, Alberta. He was kicked off stage and the club cancelled his second show.

August 2006: After the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner, during which he licked several attendees on camera, he repeatedly propositioned NY Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller and bit her.

Backstage at the after-party, a drunken Dick groped an appalled [NY Post reporter Mandy] Stadtmiller, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and finally bit her hand.

“Baby please,” Dick repeated six times. “Put in something nice,” he said after urinating in front of the horrified journalist in his dressing room and offering her cocaine.

“They’re so mean,” he ranted. “I’m not weird. Maybe I’m a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I’m not a monster … I just want to have fun, baby please.”

He was later sympathetically profiled by the Washington Post and he accused Stadtmiller of “tak[ing] advantage of him” by printing her account of events rather than “print something good” as he requested.

February 2007: Dick was kicked off Jimmy Kimmel Live!, after he wouldn’t stop touching Ivanka Trump.

July 2008: Dick was arrested in Murrieta, California, on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.

Police said Dick, who was heavily intoxicated, grabbed and fondled the breast of a 17-year-old girl before pulling her top down in the parking lot of the Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar about 1:15 in the morning.

“The victim was traumatized by this,” said Lt. Dennis Vrooman, spokesman for the Murrieta Police Department.

January 2010: Dick was arrested in Huntington, West Virginia (home of the brothers McElroy—HOW DARE HE) on charges of sexual abuse of two people at a bar after he “engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims’ genital areas.”

January 2011: Dick got kicked out of the AVN Awards after repeatedly groping and stalking Tera Patrick and Chi Chi LaRue.

May 2011: Dick was sued for rubbing his genitals on a man’s face at a comedy club.