One of the best things about the Oscars is the Vanity Fair after-party, which offers a collection of adorable couples, hot celebrities, and completely random people chatting each other up all captured in photos, which we can curate for a random, hot, and adorable photo post the next morning.

Random: J.J. Abrams and a wax statue of Moni … nope, that is actually Monica Lewinsky.

Adorable: Mad Men colleagues Jared Harris and Jon Hamm hanging out. Who would’ve thought that Jared Harris would have the more successful post-Mad Men career, besides anyone who watched Mad Men?

Random: Laura Dern and Beck just hanging out.

Adorable: Joaquin Phoenix and his mom, Arlyne, who also gave birth to River, Summer, and Rain Phoenix.

Hot: Partners Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson.

Random: John Legend humoring Bill Maher (probably) while Chrissy chats with Ronan Farrow in the background.

Hot: Billy Porter and Jurnee Smollett-Bell looking hot as hell.

Random — Marilyn Manson and Bob Odenkirk, ladies and gentlemen.

Adorable: Shia LaBeouf with his Peanut Butter Falcon co-star and fellow presenter, Zack Gottsagen.

Random — Josh Gad and Billie Eilish? Sure, why not.

Hot: Elizabeth Banks and Kerry Washington.

Random: B-Stars Gerard Butler and Ian Somerhalder chilling together (this one is for Kate).

Hot: Hello, Tessa Thompson.

Adorable — Beanie Feldstein and someone who will probably end up directing her more than once in her life, Greta Gerwig.

Random Hot? — Connie Britton and … Paula Abdul? What?

Adorable — This is the clique of people I would have hung out with all night: Kathryn Hahn, Adam Scott, Megan Mullally, Nick Offerman, and Rashida Jones.

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