By Rebecca Pahle | Case Study In Hotness | February 3, 2017 |
By Rebecca Pahle | Case Study In Hotness | February 3, 2017 |
~*~*~IT’S FRIDAY IT’S FRIDAY IT’S FRIDAY~*~*~
Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet
We can stop right here. There’s no need to go on.
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, super fucking ripped incarnation
The family that lifts together, stays together.
Rose Byrne and Bobby Cannavale
These polo game-attending assholes. Ugh. How is anyone allowed to be this perfect?
Kerry Washington and Nnamdi Asomugha
Nnamdi is a sports. It doesn’t matter which sports. He is attractive.
Ruth Negga and Dominic Cooper
Ruth Negga could date a cave troll and they’d still appear on this list. She drags up the average that. damn. much.
Russell Wilson and Ciara
“I don’t care about either of them separately, but together they can get it.”—Emily
Emma Greenwell and Jeremy Allen White
Another Emily suggestion, because she has a #brand and Emma’s fucking perfect, even when she forgets to wear pants. It’s OK, Emma. It happens.
Karl Urban and Katee Sackhoff
I’m ashamed of myself that I didn’t know that Starbuck and Judge Dredd are a thing.
Samantha Bee and Jason Jones
Politically incisive hot.
Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
The purest of loves.
Angela Bassett and Courtney B. Vance
Royalty.
Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany
Jennifer. Connelly. Doesn’t. Age.
Jenny Slate and Chris Evans
We haven’t had a death match in the comments over whether bearded or smooth-faced Chris Evans is better in months, and I think we should correct that.
Kit Harington and Rose Leslie
Indubitably, yeah.
Guy Pearce and Carice van Houten
Be my weird aunt and uncle, Carice and Guy.
Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara
If you were Sofia Vergara, would you ask Joe Manganiello to do the Cheetos and water routine from Magic Mike XXL every day? Or just three times a week?
Now it’s your turn. Go, thirsty commenters, go!
Edited to add: I’m a disgusting human being who forgot all about Paul and Joanne.