Karma Bites Trump Dating Website In the Ass
See that handsome fella up there with the backward cap and the dead, serial-killer eyes? His name is William Barrett Riddleberger, and that woman smiling next to him? She’s his lucky wife. They were, up until this week, the featured image on a Donald Trump dating website, Trump.dating, a conservative outlet that matches Trump supporters together so they don’t end up having any of those awkward first-date conversations where one side of the couple ends up saying, “You’re a Trump supporter? What the fuck?”
The website doesn’t accept those looking for same-sex partners — you can only sign up as “straight man” or “straight woman” — but it doesn’t care about your relationship status, meaning it’s also a place where married men can hook up with single women, just like our President!
But here’s the thing about William Barrett Riddleberger, the site’s former poster boy: He’s a convicted sex offender. And not the “urinated in public near a school” kind. He actually had sex with a 15-year-old girl when he was in his mid-20s and he taped it because he’s got smarts, just like the Prez!
The Trump dating site, upon learning of the man’s child-sex conviction, has since removed his image from the featured position on their website. Riddleberger, meanwhile, states that he’s already paid his debt to society, although like Republican Senate candidate, Roy Moore, he never served any prison time for having sex with an underage girl.
I am not sure why the site removed Riddleberger; he’s actually a fairly good representation of Trump’s politics.
Source: Miami Herald