Warning: This Bonkers Trump Troll Cannot Be Unseen
Each morning in Trump’s America feels like a waking nightmare, where the president is ghoulishly trolling us on Twitter when he’s not watching Fox News or golfing. So what better object to encapsulate our 45th president than a troll doll that boasts his orange skin, signature hair, and resting constipation face?
Behold The Official World’s Greatest Troll doll:
Oh. Did I not warn you he’d be anatomically correct.
Can you handle a shot from behind?
These images come courtesy of Chuck Williams’ kickstarter for this uniquely presidential memorabilia. The Poke notes this sculptor, who’s worked for Disney, was asking for $38,000 to manufacture the Trump troll doll. But this little plastic monstrosity was so compelling that 9,417 backers pledged a collective $438,737. So, now there’s even an official website that sells the doll, t-shirts, and mugs. All kinds of ways you can give a very special salute to Trump.
H/T Mindy Bledsoe