Sh*t To Binge: Your March 2018 Guide To Netflix And Beyond

Tori Preston | Streaming | March 5, 2018

It’s March already?! When did that happen? Oh, 5 days ago? What the f*ck even is “time” anyway? Sorry I’m getting the streaming guide to you all a little late — but it’s a big month with lots of new releases so let’s take a look!


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March 8th: Marvel’s Jessica Jones: Season 2 — It’s happening! It’s really happening! Jessica’s back! How is she recovering from her bout of super-heroics in The Defenders? Will she finally learn how she got her powers? And more importantly: why/how is Kilgrave back?! Fun fact: this season every episode is directed by a woman — and check out these nifty pulp illustrations for each episode, created by female artists!

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March 23rd: Roxanne Roxanne — Mahershala Ali, Nia Long and newcomer Chanté Adams star in this Sundance selection! Set during the 1980s, it tells the story of a fierce teenage girl who happened to be one of the most feared battle MCs in Queens. Based on the true story of Lolita “Roxanne Shante” Gooden.

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March 30th: A Series of Unfortunate Events: Season 2 — Neil Patrick Harris dresses up unconvincingly while bad shit happens to three adorable kids, and fantastic guest stars die? Sold.

Also: Malala herself will be chatting with David Letterman, and Ricky Gervais has a new stand up special that I’m sure will offend plenty of people.

Coming To Netflix: March 2018
*Netflix Originals in bold*

March 1st

300 (2006)
21 Thunder (Season 1)
2307: Winter’s Dream (2016)
Adel Karam: Live from Beirut (2018)
Adventureland (2009)
Algo Muy Gordo (2017)
Alpha and Omega (2010)
Battle Drone (2017)
Beerfest (2006)
Casino (1995)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Cruel Intentions 2 (2000)
Cruel Intentions 3 (2004)
Deathgrip (2017)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Gridiron Gang (2006)
Guess Who (2005)
Hostage (2005)
I Am Number Four (2011)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
Jackass: Number Two (2006)
Land Gold Women (2011)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Eighteenth Year
Martian Child (2007)
Moon (2009)
People Like Us (2012)
Revolutionary Road (2008)
Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild (2005)
The Brothers Grimm (2005)
The Bucket List (2007)
The Descent (2005)
The Descent: Part 2 (2009)
The Experiment (2010)
The Fifth Estate (2013)
The Gift (2015)
The Lazarus Project (2008)
True to the Game (2017)
Untraceable (2008)
Up in the Air (2009)
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Women at War 1939-1945

March 2nd

B: The Beginning (Season 1)
Girls Incarcerated (Season 1)
Flint Town
Ladies First
Les Affames
Malena Pichot: Estupidez Compleja
Natalia Valdebenito: El Especial

March 4th

Expedition China (2017)
The Joel McHale Show With Joel McHale (Episode 3 - This is basically a reminder that the show rolls out weekly)

March 5th

F*&% the Prom (2017)
The World’s Most Extraordinary Homes (Season 1)
Voltron: Legendary Defender (Season 5)

March 6th

Borderliner (Season 1)
Gad Elmaleh: American Dream
Benji (1974)
For the Love of Benji (1977)

March 7th

Aftershock (2012)

March 8th

Marvel’s Jessica Jones (Season 2)
Bad Guys: Vile City (Season 1)
Ladies First (2017)

March 9th

Love (Season 3)
Trolls: The Beat Goes On (Season 2)
Collateral (Season 1)
My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman: Malala Yousafzai
Nailed It (Season 1)
The Outsider (2018)

March 10th

Septiembre, Un Llanto En Silencio (2017)

March 12th

Kygo: Live at the Hollywood Bowl (2016)
Troy: The Odyssey (2017)

March 13th

Children of the Whales (Season 1)
Ricky Gervais: Humanity
Terrace House: Opening New Doors - Part 1
Stretch Armstrong: The Breakout (Season 1)

March 15th

Jackass 3.5: The Unrated Movie (2011)
Power Rangers Ninja Steel: Season 1
Tabula Rasa: Season 1
The Hollywood Masters: Season 2

March 16th

Benji (2018)
On My Block (Season 1)
Wild Wild Country
Take Your Pills
Edha (Season 1)
Spirit Riding Free (Season 4)
The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter (2018)

March 19th

In Search of Fellini (2017)

March 20th

The Standups (Season 2)
100 Years: One Woman’s Fight for Justice (2016)

March 21st

Conor McGregor: Notorious (2017)

March 23rd

Santa Clarita Diet (Season 2)
Game Over, Man!
Alexa & Katie (Season 1)
The Defiant Ones (Season 1)
Requiem (Season 1)
The Mechanism (Season 1)
Roxanne Roxanne
Dinotrux Supercharged
SWORDGAI The Animation (Part 1)

March 24th

Red Trees (2017)

March 27th

Men on a Mission: 2018

March 28th

50 First Dates (2004)
Little Women (Season 1)
Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown (2011)
The Art of War (2000)

March 30th

A Series of Unfortunate Events (Season 2)
First Match
Happy Anniversary
The Titan
Reboot: The Guardian Code (Season 1)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir (Season 2, Part 1)
Sofía Niño de Rivera: Selección Natural
Trailer Park Boys (Season 12)
Trump: An American Dream

March 31st

Let Me In (2010)

“But What About Hulu and Amazon?”: Hulu will be getting the upcoming Roseanne premiere on March 28th, in case you, uh, miss it? I might check it out. I’m ride or die for John Goodman. They have a bunch of great movies being added this month too, like The Square (March 1st), Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (March 24th) and Takashi Miike’s Blade of the Immortal (March 15th). If you’re into severed limbs, I highly recommend that last one.

Also FYI: Earth Girls Are Easy comes to Amazon AND Hulu on March 1st, in case you need a hit o’ Goldblum in your life. And if you missed Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets the first time around (it’s ok, everyone did), Amazon’s got it as of March 1st as well. If nothing else, it looked pretty…

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