Seth Meyers' Description Of Donald Trump's Penis Will Make You Hate Your Own Imagination

Emily Chambers | Late Night TV | March 8, 2018

So you know how idiots are claiming that Trump is running the White House like a reality show, and that’s supposedly, at the very least, not overwhelmingly terrifying? The guy who wrote that “reality show” hot take works for CNN. I just want you to keep that in mind while you watch this clip from supposed “comedian” Seth Meyers.

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As both Dustin and Soledad pointed out in the post from yesterday, the biggest issue with Cillizza’s “analysis” is that it contains none. He had an idea (“what if this were a reality show”) and wrote that for a few hundred words. Compare that to what Meyers and his team were able to do on a late night show. Within one ten-minute segment, Meyers manages to hit on:

- Trump’s shocking level of ignorance on world events and figures, and a seeming unwillingness to learn

- the President’s blatant lies to the American people regarding the state of his administration, and his denial to address readily apparent truths surrounding it

- the disconnect between Trump’s personal life and the values the Republican party claims to hold

- Trump’s shady business dealings (this one might be more implied, but if the dude couldn’t be bothered to make sure his NDA with his mistress was airtight, I very much doubt his legal house is in order)

- Trump’s disregard for the norms and standards held by all other presidents aka don’t have an alias

- What Trump’s penis might look like

WHAT. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO US, SETH? I WAS LISTENING SO CLOSELY. YOU HAD MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, AND THEN I COULDN’T NOT PICTURE IT. YOU’RE SUCH A BASTARD, YOU GLORIOUS WORDSMITH.

Also, our President most likely sent a(n embarrassingly small) dick pic to his mistress. Happy Thursday!


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