The Internet Has Discovered Ted Cruz's 'Adventure Time' Doppelganger
While you were watching the absolute shit show that was the Republican debate last night, I fell down an interweb rabbit hole that’s made me see candidate Ted Cruz in a way I will never unsee.
Ever notice the Junior Senator from Texas looks just like the villainous, shrieking Lemongrab from Adventure Time?
Lemongrab is a whining, self-righteous creep and a dictactor who deems most things “Unacceptable” in his kingdom, hates everyone who isn’t like him, and blames everyone else (but especially Princess Bubblegum) for the problems in his land. He’s obnoxious, hateful and out of his damn mind. He also looks and sometimes sounds a lot like Ted Cruz.
Senator Winston Cruz (R-Lemongrab) https://t.co/uEFUhVE3s4— Alex H. Nagler (@Nagler) March 24, 2014
I was tipped to this Twinsies status by a friend. But the internet has been hip to it for a bit, from Imgur to Twitter:
Every time Ted Cruz opens that weird mouth-shaped hole in his face I expect Lemongrab's voice to come out— John Leavitt (@LeavittAlone) February 24, 2016
Tell me Ted Cruz doesn't look exactly like Lemongrab pic.twitter.com/j8VGRtuBGq— Sad Sims Clown (@Anna1derlin) February 2, 2016
When will one of the candidates finally snap and call Cruz a "Lemongrab motherfucker"— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) January 15, 2016
Try to look at Cruz without imagining this unhinged Lemon man.
Ona: Is that Ted Cruz?— Peter Krupa (@peterkrupa) February 1, 2016
Me: No Lemongrab. pic.twitter.com/MMXhVHsgPT
I dare you.
Kristy Puchko f*cking dares you.
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