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The 'Golden Girls' Action Figures Are the Only Things We've Ever Wanted

By Courtney Enlow | Social Media | October 4, 2016 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Social Media | October 4, 2016 |


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And we can’t have them. I’m gonna go ahead and blame men because that’s my brand now.

Funko created a set of Golden Girls action figures for their ReAction line. They’re majestic and beautiful and I bet they cure chronic fatigue syndrome, which Dorothy of course suffered from in a very special two-parter. And you can have them all for yourself—assuming you already entered the lottery to visit the Funko booth at the New York Comic Con. If not, FUCK YOU. And me. And all of us who may never touch these creations. Because they will only be sold at this event and this booth, and according to The Daily Dot, only for those who entered the lottery for the booth, AND those who completed this series of Herculean tasks can only get one item per ticket. So you can’t even ask your friend to hook you up.

I mean LOOK AT THEM.

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I want to eat cheesecake with all of them. Like use them as spoons for my cheesecake. I want to eat them is what I’m saying I think. That’s how much I love these.

“The response to our ‘Golden Girls’ products has been wild,” Mark Robben, director of marketing at Funko, told ABC News. “We almost weren’t prepared for the excitement. We created these as a passion project initially, and were blown away when it started trending on social media.”

CLEARLY, MARK. CLEARLY YOU WEREN’T PREPARED FOR MY LOVE.

To tide you over while our Funko friends prepare to mass market these or send me a set as a means of shutting me up (PLEASE), you can get this precious Funko Pop set now.

We’ll probably need to pray on it.

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