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Mysterious, Maybe-Cursed Sarcophagus To Be Unearthed, Twitter Reacts

By Kristy Puchko | Social Media | July 19, 2018 |

By Kristy Puchko | Social Media | July 19, 2018 |


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Reading the barrage of bad, no good, very terrible news coming out of the Trump White House on the daily, you might well think we’re all cursed, like metaphorically. Well, what would be more on brand for 2018 than being literally cursed?

Mysterious Universe has unearthed the ominous story of “a massive black sarcophagus” discovered in Egypt that is unlike anything archaeologists have ever seen. It measures about 6 and a half feet by 10 feet, weighs in at more than 30 metric tons, and is chiseled from black marble. Its contents are unknown. So whatcha’ gonna do with a mysterious coffin whose design and size alone should be a giant, 30-ton red flag? Crack it open, natch.

They haven’t yet, but Twitter had a lot of dark fun with the prospect.



Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.



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