An Entirely NSFW Update On Those MRA ****s And Their Planned 'Tribal Meetups'

By Petr Knava | Social Media | February 4, 2016 | Comments ()

By Petr Knava | Social Media | February 4, 2016 |


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Look at this prick:

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No, really, look at that fucking mug’s mug.

You know who this human-shaped filled-to-burst sack of shit is, right? He’s the dickhead leader of that bullshit ‘neo-masculinist’ bowel movement that recently made news by planning a series of public meet-ups in cities around the world. Emily covered this yesterday hilariously, but since then there’s been some updates.

Some fantastic fucking updates.

Firstly — and let’s start with the most viscerally uplifting shit — meet your new fucking heroes:
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Those badass bitches are the Toronto Newsgirls Boxing Club, and they had a specific message for Roosh and his cockwomble douchefollowers: go ahead and meet up, but we’ll fucking be there, waiting. Because, you see, one of the tactics that this turd-flecked bunch of cockpringles decided on to protect themselves was to film any woman that decided to crash their meet-ups and to then post those videos online so that they could ‘tear them up.’

Said the Toronto Newsgirls:
“Pictures will show up online of women wearing boxing gloves, and blah, blah, blah; the photos of us will show women that being powerful is an option. And I think that’s what needs to happen against this douchebag.”

In other words: Fuck you, motherfuckers. You have the freedom to mass assembly; we have the freedom to mass beat you till your fucking dicks fall off.

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Secondly — FUCKING SCOTLAND HAPPENED, PAL:
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Stick that haggis up your shitter, you daft feeble eejit. You picked the wrong city.
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Thirdly, 70,000 (and counting) of us British fuckers signed a sodding petition to stop this wanker supreme from holding any of his mankey arse-meets on our soil. Here it is. Are you British? Then fucking sign it you twat.

And, finally, he’s already had to fucking cancel a whole bunch of these meet ups, because he can “can no longer guarantee the safety or privacy of the men who want to attend!’
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The Guardian reports:

It’s understood a number of the planned meetings, including in Melbourne, were already moved to private property, a reflection either of the concern over safety or the size of the gathering.

Melbourne’s lord mayor, Robert Doyle, told ABC radio on Wednesday that the City of Melbourne could charge anyone planning to hold a meeting for Valizadeh’s group “Return of Kings” on city land with trespassing.

Valizadeh’s stated concerns for the safety of male attendees ironically echoed concerns voiced by a number of women on social media, who shared details of the meet-ups accompanied by a warning to other women to “try not to go anywhere alone” this weekend.

There is of course the possibility that none of these meetups were ever really expected to go ahead, and that this was all a shtick to help generate publicity. It’s certainly done that, but either way it’s good to be reminded that these fucking douchecanoes don’t glow in the dark — sometimes they need a light on them to be seen.



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