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All Hail The New 'BWOOOM!' Trailer Noise

By Petr Knava | Social Media | September 26, 2016 | Comments ()

By Petr Knava | Social Media | September 26, 2016 |


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Shh!

Do you hear that?

That sighing coming over the horizon, mellifluous and sweet like a lover’s voice, speaking soft comforts, telling tales of a new dawn breaking?

That’s the sound of an empire falling. The mark of the end of the reign of the Inception noise as King of Trailers.

No longer will we have to live under the shadow of BRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWRWRRRMRMRMMRMRMMMMM!!!, brothers and sisters! A brighter future awaits us all!

It is a future that is, in fact, already here!

The time of BRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWRWRRRMRMRMMRMRMMMMM!!! has passed!

Now is the time of BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! is powerful.

BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! is versatile.

BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! also does TV!

BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! works well behind the Beastie Boys!

BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! can make Tom Cruise taller!

So much so in fact that they used it again at 49 seconds!

BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! is good for white people in space!

BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! doesn’t just do bombastic; it can do smaller scale dramas too!

BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! can probably revive Kevin Costner!

And another there at 22 seconds!

Even Nicolas Cage, greatest actor of his generation, knows: BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! is the perfect choice for…whatever the hell this is:

BRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWRWRRRMRMRMMRMRMMMMM!!! is dead!

Long live BWOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! Forever may we keep hearing what I imagine getting the bends sounds like!


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Petr Knava
lives in London and plays music


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