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A List Of Bitches Who Are Much Badder Than Taylor Swift

By Brian Richards | Social Media | December 4, 2017 | Comments ()

By Brian Richards | Social Media | December 4, 2017 |


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Last month saw the release of Taylor Swift’s long-awaited album Reputation. And not surprisingly, it didn’t take very long for her album to shoot up the charts and sell millions of copies in just the first few days. It also didn’t take very long for Taylor Swift’s many fans to go online, particularly Twitter and Tumblr, to proclaim her musical supremacy over all others and that no other artist could compare and that your fave could NEVAH! All of which can seem ridiculous to people for whom Taylor Swift isn’t their particular brand of whiskey. But then again, there are those who feel the very same way about Beyoncé and don’t really understand why everyone thinks she’s so great.

(hears the sound of wind blowing, leaves rustling, and distant footsteps growing closer and closer as both the Beyhive and the Beygency slowly approach, in full Search-And-Destroy mode for all those who dare speak against one Beyonce Knowles-Carter)

I, uh…I wasn’t referring to myself. I like Beyoncé. She’s awesome. What I had said was…I was referring to other people who feel that way about Beyoncé and don’t really like her. Not me. Other people.

(sees the Beyhive and the Beygency fall back and disappear once again into the distance)

(breathes huge sigh of relief) Anyway…like I was saying, there are those on social media who have felt even more of a need to expres their love of Taylor Swift and how amazing she is. One of them even posted a challenge on Twitter as to who could possibly be badder and better than Taylor herself.

Whether this person was totally serious or just playing around remains a mystery but in either case, there were plenty of people on Twitter willing to drop many a name for people they considered to be a badder bitch than Taylor Swift.

If there can be a movie about the woman who invented the Miracle Mop, played by an actress who is once again playing a character in her forties even though she’s still three years away from actually turning thirty, then we can definitely get a movie about any one of these historic women who got shit done. And I’d like to think that Taylor Swift herself, the same Taylor Swift who some people think is treated too much by the public as their own personal punching bag, the same Taylor Swift who some people think isn’t treated enough like a punching bag by the public, the same Taylor Swift who went to court against the man who sexually assaulted her, won that case, and made it clear that neither her nor any other woman deserves to be treated that way and that she would do her part to support other survivors of sexual assault, is reading all of these tweets. And instead of being petty and getting her feelings hurt, she’s actually nodding her head in appreciation of everything these women have done. And is both happy and grateful that they’ve been brought to the attention of so many other people like herself.


If you’d like to read more about the women described in the above tweets, you can click on the links below:

Harriet Tubman

Elizabeth Freeman

Lyudmila Pavlichenko: click here, and also here.

Jyn Erso

Lozen: click here.

Yaa Asantewaa

Rose Schneiderman

Zheng Shi

Arsinoe IV

Malala Yousafzai

Caterina Sforza

The Ryan White CARE Act and how it came into creation

Rufina Gasheva

Julie d’Aubigny

Jeanne de Clisson

Hedy Lamarr: start here and here, and you can see the documentary about Lamarr called Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story which premiered in select theaters and will also be seen as part of the PBS series American Masters.

Monique Judge

Lois Lane: click here and here

Carlota

Khutulun


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