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Your Morning Jollies: Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber Cry

Your Morning Jollies: Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber Cry

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | March 19, 2013 | Comments ()

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I barely know who Selena Gomez is, except from what I’ve seen of her in Harmony Korinne’s Spring Breakers (which, admittedly, is a lot). I’m assuming that she’s no threat to Jennifer Lawrence or Mila Kunis in the girl crush department anytime soon (and her performance in Breakers — which can be best summed up as “mouth-gaping obliviousness” — is certainly not going to make her a threat in the talent department), but, she was on Letterman last night, and she landed a Justin Bieber diss that certainly warrants some adoration. Letterman was certainly impressed.









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  • ,

    Why are we paying any attention to what children say, think or do?

  • My heart just grew three sizes. Not in a creepy way, but because of the schadenfreude.

  • Kristen Mc

    I kinda felt like he was setting her up for that dis. The whole riff between her and Bieber seems so manufactured, but then so did their relationship.

  • logan

    Showin a lot of leg...

  • Rig

    She isn't going to supplant Jennifer Lawrence, but she WAS the one decent Disney actress for a few years. The problem is she fell in with a bad crowd (Disney, Lovato, Bieber, etc), and is going to have a hard time picking good projects because she's never really been exposed to good industry influences (except maybe Fred Savage).

  • She really elevated Wizards of Waverly Place from "mediocre children's programming" to "somewhat amusing when she's onscreen." She had some good comedic chops, and I hope she finds her bearings.

  • Sherry

    I would agree to all the above. She has a sort of a self-effacing attitude that I (as I am now subjected to my daughter watching that genre/age of Disney shows) find sort of charming. The Bieber break-up (or "break-up") gave me new hope for her. Spring Breakers...not as much.

  • BlackRabbit

    That dress didn't look right on her. Too baggy or saggy or something. She acted like a puppy. Still, perhaps there's hope she'll grow up ok.

  • SheMakeMeFeelFunnyDownThere

    Letterman says during an interview he made Justin Bieber cry ... Selena says "Me Too" (referring to their break up) - Nice!

  • Still looks like 12 years old

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    Just looking at her, I think if you scraped the heavy layers of makeup off, she'd look 10.

  • NynjaSquirrel

    Sigh... not available in your country. What is the UK, if not the founder of the damn internet! Bah, humbug.

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    ARPANET was in the UK?

  • NynjaSquirrel

    I was talking about Tim Berners-Lee - the inventor of the whole www...

  • Javier

    yeah for us YouTube impaired, what was the diss?

  • toblerone

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    I think this is the first time I've actually ever heard her speak (being to old for Disney).

  • Milly

    I've seen photos of her in gossip mags in the kitchen at work, or on desks of colleagues or on those rare instances I'd let them in my house but like you had never heard her talk.

    I was expecting a meek and mild high pitched girlish voice and yet it's a deeper voice and she sounds a lot older than she is.

  • My Buddy Keith

    Dave shared that the last time Bieber was on, Dave made him cry. Selena said, "Well, that makes two of us."

  • Javier

    thanks

  • JJ

    Here we go: Bieber dates Taylor Swift. The inevitable breakup-for-song-fodder smashes together both insane fanbases in an emopocalypse of weeping and gnashing of braced teeth.

    Then we nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    Okay, I know this is an emotional moment for all of us.

  • JJ

    They can BILL me.

  • pcloadletter

    Fuckin' A.

  • I would contribute to funding that on Kickstarter; let's hire that dude from Headhunters.

  • Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift should get together. THERE I SAID IT.

  • JJ

    Great (and sadistic) minds, sir.

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