Your Morning Jollies: Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber Cry
I barely know who Selena Gomez is, except from what I've seen of her in Harmony Korinne's Spring Breakers (which, admittedly, is a lot). I'm assuming that she's no threat to Jennifer Lawrence or Mila Kunis in the girl crush department anytime soon (and her performance in Breakers -- which can be best summed up as "mouth-gaping obliviousness" -- is certainly not going to make her a threat in the talent department), but, she was on Letterman last night, and she landed a Justin Bieber diss that certainly warrants some adoration. Letterman was certainly impressed.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)