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You Click, Because Joseph Gordon Levitt Demands It

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (39)

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There are some days where Joseph Gordon-Levitt makes a job so much easier. As long as that dude is doing something, there are plenty of us willing to watch. It’s not voyeuristic if he gives us permission. Plus, there were no restraining orders violated.

Here it is, folks: Joseph Gordon Levitt channeling Aretha, or as we like to say in the South: Ah-wreath-rah.









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Comments

Meh, I'll be impressed when he sings Africa by Toto.

Posted by: Sofía at August 18, 2010 3:56 PM

Sofi, I love you so much it hurts sometimes.

Posted by: Smokin at August 18, 2010 3:57 PM

My day, it has been made.

Posted by: squeeziee at August 18, 2010 3:59 PM

[EXPLETIVE WHICH SHALL NOT BE NAMED]!!!

Posted by: mswas at August 18, 2010 4:00 PM

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a sweetheart.

Drugs are for awesome!

Once a sweetheart, always a sweetheart.

Posted by: Kappa at August 18, 2010 4:01 PM

I knew Leo was hittin' that.

Posted by: admin at August 18, 2010 4:07 PM

Momma, I'm gonna need bail.

Posted by: jM at August 18, 2010 4:22 PM

Indeed admin...

If I was either Leo or JGL, in that situation, I would definitely be hittin' that.

Posted by: Wormer at August 18, 2010 4:28 PM

Um, JGL just got approximately 27.4% hotter.

P.S. JGL, I'll make you feel like a natural woman ANY DAY, baby. Call me.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 18, 2010 4:28 PM

Big love. Hot. Take me JGL.

Posted by: Cindy at August 18, 2010 4:30 PM

If my pants weren't already on fire they would be now.

Swoon.

Posted by: captainfireypants at August 18, 2010 4:30 PM

Once a douchenag always a douchebag

Capiche Dustin

Posted by: kpass at August 18, 2010 4:31 PM

Anna -- I'd venture it's more like 456.5%, haha


That was great.

Posted by: Sara at August 18, 2010 4:33 PM

"Ah-wreath-rah"

Is that sort of like urethra?

Whatever, JGL is awesome. Just absolutely made of awesome.

Posted by: MM at August 18, 2010 4:34 PM

His pronunciation makes me want to punch him in the fucking teeth. "Fehl?" What the fuck is "fehl?" Is that how a douchebag trying to pick up a date sings "feel?" Is it somehow more sensitive and appropriate than "feel?"

Is this why I couldn't get a record contract when I tried? I didn't have the proper douche singing dialect for a male singer/songwriter? Is that it? Is there a class to take like the ones offered for a neutral accent? If I drop all my consonants, sing like I'm trying to take a shit, and cloud every vowel with unnecessary "h"'s, I, too, could have screaming throngs of fans losing it when I sing a song not meant for my gender?

Fuck that. I'm sticking to theater. And the occasional "Shake Your Body (Body)" cover. You'll have to pry that song from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2010 4:41 PM

456.5%

I'd say 451%, cuz I'm on fire!

Posted by: mswas at August 18, 2010 4:43 PM

Hmm. Maybe you're the natural woman, Robert, 'cause it sure sounds like you're premenstrual at the moment.

Posted by: Rykker at August 18, 2010 4:56 PM

For fuck's sake, is he trying to drive me crazy? It's like, you can't sing as well dude. There has to be something you're bad at. I am worried about my JGL obsession as it is. He starts quoting from my favourite movies and I may go full on stalker.

Posted by: Carrie at August 18, 2010 5:03 PM

Miley Cyrus got a million songs, go sing one of them you untalented prick and leave Aretha alone.

Posted by: Pookie at August 18, 2010 5:33 PM

I just don't get this guy. I mean, I can understand why other people like him, it's just he always rubbed me as textbook-douchebag.

You other ladies can have him. But when it comes to Inception-hitting business, I call dibs on Cillian.

Posted by: penelope at August 18, 2010 6:02 PM

Carrie you, me, midnight, Murray Hill. Wear something black and bring a flashlight.

Posted by: Scully at August 18, 2010 6:06 PM

Nice work sofia- I too miss the rains.

Posted by: Juice in LA at August 18, 2010 6:13 PM

But when it comes to Inception-hitting business, I call dibs on Cillian.

So long as I can have that fine-ass Tom Hardy fellow...HOT DAMN, just looking at him burns my retinas.

Posted by: Jessie at August 18, 2010 6:34 PM

jgl is the epitome of cool right now

Posted by: splinter at August 18, 2010 6:47 PM

*headscratch*

I'll never get it.

Posted by: figgy at August 18, 2010 10:37 PM

He's so fucking adorable. LOVE those dimples! Pssst Scully and Carrie, can I get in on that stalking action? I'll bring the night vision goggles.

Posted by: Even Stevens at August 18, 2010 11:03 PM

Well. I'm gay now. Thanks, Dustin.

Posted by: RobP at August 18, 2010 11:41 PM

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Posted by: Melissa at August 18, 2010 11:58 PM

He's not the best singer and quite frankly, I don't give a fuck. I love him and I want him to be mine. Jesus. 'Cause he's not smooth enough, motherfucker has to sing AND play guitar. It's not fair that there's only one of him to go around.

Posted by: Kaleena at August 19, 2010 12:24 AM

He like that boyfriend that makes me cringe with sympathy embarrassment while simultaneously falling more deeply in love.

Posted by: VK at August 19, 2010 12:33 AM

You all should hear his cover of the Supremes "You Can't Hurry Love".

Posted by: Uda at August 19, 2010 4:31 AM

Pssst Scully and Carrie, can I get in on that stalking action? I'll bring the night vision goggles.

Done! Although that means we have to share between three of us...meh, I'm still in.

Posted by: Carrie at August 19, 2010 5:12 AM

I love it when figgy walks in, sizes up the ladies squirming on the floor in ecstasy over JGL, scratches her head in confusion, shrugs, and walks back out. It takes more than a giraffe's neck, piggy eyes, and an electric guitar to impress her, fellas.

Posted by: Kballs at August 19, 2010 8:23 AM

Is it not freaking out anyone else how much JGL is starting to resemble Heath Ledger?

Posted by: Laurie at August 19, 2010 9:52 AM

I know, Laurie! I have been thinking the same thing. Weird.

Posted by: pickled tink at August 19, 2010 11:51 AM

Thank you...Thank you for this...

Posted by: SarahReznor aka Barkai at August 19, 2010 12:55 PM

Oh. My. God.
I didn't even think it was possible for me to fall more in love with this guy.
I was wrong.

Posted by: Talia at August 20, 2010 11:07 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. :)

Posted by: nolalola26 at August 20, 2010 1:29 PM

Carrie, Scully, PLEASE me too!

I almost died when he quoted Princess Bride. I wanna abduct him and make him say "As you wish" to me.

Umm... can we change the plans?

Posted by: Maggi at August 20, 2010 11:31 PM