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Man Straight Up Crushes a F**kin' Wasp Nest With His Bare Hands. I Don't Understand the World Anymore

By Petr Knava | Videos | January 10, 2018 |

By Petr Knava | Videos | January 10, 2018 |


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I don’t claim to have a comprehensive understanding of the world.

Or even an adequate one, really.

I’m gonna be thirty in a handful of months, and I think in those three decades on this Earth I’ve learned only a few definitive, concrete rules that I’d feel confident now passing on to others.

Their order of significance varies as the days come and go, but chief among them always is:

Don’t fucking fuck with wasps!

Having spent my childhood summers in the Czech countryside, it is a lesson learned hard and viscerally imprinted: One wasp is enough. It will fuck you up. More than one? Run for the hills, you moron.

So to watch a man casually climb a stepladder and then calmly narrate his own barehanded annihilation of an entire goddamn nest full of the little murderbuzzers—

Well fuck, I guess Wednesdays are the days for finding out that even as you near thirty years of age you actually know fuckall about the world.


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Petr Knava lives in London and plays music



Petr is a staff contributor. You can follow him on Twitter.


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