Watch the Opening Scene of 'Orange Is the New Black' Season Two: Now With 50% More Vomit!

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Watch the Opening Scene of 'Orange Is the New Black' Season Two: Now With 50% More Vomit!

By Vivian Kane | Videos | April 24, 2014 | Comments ()


Season two of Orange Is the New Black comes out June 6th, but you can watch the first scene of the season RIGHT NOW. I’m sure some of you will want to hold off until June so as not to spoil anything, but I’m planning to gorge so hard that any head start is absolutely welcome.

At the end of season one, Piper wasn’t doing so great, huh? She snapped pretty hard, and now, at the start of season two, she doesn’t look to be doing any better. How long do you think you have to be in solitary confinement before you get to the drawing-warblers-on-the-walls-in-your-own-vomit stage? A few days? Months? I mean, I’m pretty sure I’d break down and be making poop art after about an hour, but I don’t have Piper’s constitution. Or complexion, for that matter. Seriously, how does she maintain that dewy glow in solitary? Must be all those cooked yolks.

Vivian Kane thinks an hour is actually a pretty generous estimation.

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  • Lauren_Lauren

    I didn't think it was vomit, she just painted with the yolks instead of eating them . . . right?

  • vivkane

    Oh, you're probably right. I saw it as vomit, and that's so gross I think I'll choose to keep that view.

  • I will take what I can get, can't wait to see new episodes!!!

  • lisa741

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