Watch: Greatest Judge Ever Sentences Chad Johnson to 30 Days in Jail For Slapping Attorney's Ass
After the lawyer of former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson worked up a no-plea deal for a domestic violence count, the judge in the case -- who had initially accepted the deal -- rejected it when Chad Johnson playfully slapped his lawyer on the ass.
Was it a joke? Almost certainly. Does Chad Johnson deserve 30 days in jail for slapping his attorney's ass? Probably not. Does he for committing an act of domestic violence? Of course. Don't head butt your wife, dude. Does he deserve 30 days for disrespecting the court? You're damn right.
It's a goddamn court of law, sir. That woman holds your fate in her hands. Show some goddamn respect. Act like you've been there before, BECAUSE YOU HAVE.
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