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Warning: Viewing This Video May Permanently Impair Eyesight

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (34)

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With apologies, but when I watched this video, my first thought was: I bet that’s BucDaddy or ,, or Tater Barley Banks, or whatever it is he’s calling himself on any given day.

No offense meant, of course. And let’s be honest, ,, if you can still move like that with only the one testicle, well, I’d imagine you’re beating back the ladies.

It’s wrong, people. So wrong.









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Comments

OHMYGOD, the v-shaped fingers on his face = me dying of laughter.

Who taught that man to dance like a stripper?!?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 8, 2010 8:10 PM

Is he inviting me to hump him with that dance? Am I supposed to be aroused? I need guidance here.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at July 8, 2010 8:20 PM

Well that evokes a wide range of emotions. And the sad thing is that the chief one is jealousy, 'cause he's got a lot of years on me, and I can't move like that anymore.

Posted by: Drake at July 8, 2010 8:21 PM

Frob - Do you also go by the name of Frobozz elsewhere?

Posted by: Zerath at July 8, 2010 8:23 PM

I'll be in my closet. Weeping into my blanky.

Posted by: Groundloop at July 8, 2010 8:23 PM

i bet geep would do him.


what?

Posted by: gp at July 8, 2010 8:26 PM

Zerath No, although I gather like me he played the Zork games and enjoyed them!

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at July 8, 2010 8:45 PM

What won't geep do?

Posted by: Cindy at July 8, 2010 8:53 PM

My eyes!!!!

Uh, what's Hedonism 2, and how is that an ad for it in any way?

Posted by: Brenton at July 8, 2010 8:58 PM

Today, I clicked on a Pajiba link on Facebook even though by its title that I'd end up looking at this fucking choad for the second time today, and lo and behold: I ended up looking at this fucking choad for the second time today. FML

Posted by: Melodie at July 8, 2010 9:11 PM

PS: I blame said choad for the fact that my perusal of the comment preview failed to yield the obvious fact that I missed the phrase "I sensed." In conclusion, fuck that choad. God bless.

Posted by: Melodie at July 8, 2010 9:14 PM

The 11th Commandment: The Lord spake and he did say:

Thou shalt not drop it like it is hot if thou is male. Also, did he decree, that thou shalt be sackless to roll that tootsie. Lo be to his name that if thou is male and commits this sacrilage thou shalt be cast among the wandering damned. Though thou may seek his forgiveness, if thou is elderly thou wilst burn until thine skin is wrinkled and of tanned hide, which is just. Yea though The Lord in his mercy shall excepteth if thoust wear the colours of the rainbow. Amen.

Posted by: admin at July 8, 2010 9:50 PM

If thats Hedonism 2, then I'll stick with the original Hedonism please.

Now excuse me while I go look for pictures of puppies and rainbows.

Posted by: Draya at July 8, 2010 10:07 PM

Preach it, Admin

Amen.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at July 8, 2010 10:24 PM

Dammit, my husband promised not to do that anymore for the cameras. At least he wasn't wearing the thong that day...

Posted by: krix at July 8, 2010 10:30 PM

I've been a travel agent a long time, and people only go to Hedonism II for lascivious reasons...requiring a full body condom IMO.

Posted by: Courtney at July 8, 2010 10:44 PM

Dustin. You? Are a horrible, horrible person.

Posted by: Jerce at July 8, 2010 10:45 PM

Good God, I wish I could unring that bell.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 8, 2010 10:46 PM

Also, his, um, package is inexplicably burning an image in my brain.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 8, 2010 10:48 PM

I feel like Nic Cage, and that man's sack is a hive of bees.

Posted by: Tammy at July 8, 2010 11:16 PM

Well, technically speaking, I can't beat off the ladies, they can only beat ME off, so don't bring me into GAZAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! What. The. Fuck is that guy doing?

Nononononononononoononono a brazilian times no, sweet jumpin' Jesopus on a pogo stick, I am NOTHING like that. NOTHING, do you hear me?

Unless you ladies want me to be ...

Posted by: , at July 8, 2010 11:29 PM

This man confirms my belief that nothing good or sane comes out of Arizona.

Posted by: mint.jane at July 9, 2010 12:40 AM

Someone PLEASE watch the videos linked at these websites. Please. This woman will be murdered within days for a crime she already received punishment for. We, as supposedly enlightened, caring people, should do what we can with the keyboard at our disposal. This is disgusting, and I dont want to see it happen again. I've seen it too many times...women buried past their immoral titties in soccer stadiums as theyre pelted to death, gays drowned in sewage because they dont deserve water like "normal" people, apostates hunted down and killed on the street with triumphant notes pinned to their dying chests with the knives that killed them. PLEASE contact someone, please care.

Yes I am what you would demean as a conservative, but I've been reading this site for years (though I only usually comment on comic book threads, if at all), and my thought is that most of you really care about specific (liberal) things, but if guys like me care about it it must therefore have some fucked up underlying sinister bottom line.

It doesnt. Just read. Research. Act. Before they murder her.

http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/014563.html

http://hotair.com/archives/2010/07/08/videos-the-stoning-of-sakineh-mohammadie-ashtiani/

Or go to Amnesty International if you dont trust my dumbass redstate self. Just do something.

THIS is the video that will permanently impair your eyesight when she's murdered in front of her child as her neighbors ululate and end her existence with stones you can 'Fit In The Palm Of Your Hand!!'.

Why don't leftists/liberals/democrats hate fanatical muslims more than I do? I've never understood that. If we surrendered to them tomorrow, you'd be put up against the wall first. LOL

Posted by: Eric at July 9, 2010 1:02 AM

Threadkiller? Hahaha.

Sad

Posted by: Eric at July 9, 2010 2:34 AM

Dad?

Posted by: Sarz at July 9, 2010 2:59 AM

Um... I think I'll keep my pointer on this side of the warning tape this time.
Just reading about old man sack in the comments was more than enough, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: Rykker at July 9, 2010 3:56 AM

What. Was. That. Excuse me while I go wash out my eyeballs with rubbing alcohol.

Posted by: Iris at July 9, 2010 4:04 AM

So cool that we now have a face to Pookie's name.

Posted by: general rhubarb at July 9, 2010 7:03 AM

Can we go back to the centipede tralers??

Less shocking.

Posted by: magiel at July 9, 2010 8:03 AM

*starts video*

Hedonism 2? That's a weird sex park, right? This creepy old turd seems eager to be interviewed. And eager to share his fondness for this place . . . and wild women . . . and . . . what the fuck did he just say??? Now I'm weirded out. What could he be talking about? What goes on at this pl--Uh oh. I hear music and the black guy can't resist dancing, so he's encouraging our friend to---

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*grabs computer monitor and implores the screen*

NOOOO!!!! STOP THRUSTING THAT THING AT ME! HEY! NONONONONONO! GET UP! STOP FUCKING THE GROUND! STOP IT! HEY!

*weeps uncontrollably*

*spoons out eyeballs and smashes them with a brick*

Ahh. That's better. Won't be seeing any more of that shit.

Wait, oh god no. I CAN STILL SEE IT! I DON'T HAVE EYES AND I CAN STILL SEE IT!!!

*invents time travel, goes back in time and feeds self to a dinosaur*

Sweet relief.

Posted by: Kballs at July 9, 2010 8:50 AM

Where is an Eye Rape Test Kit when you need it?

Posted by: Lola at July 9, 2010 10:17 AM

You people ignore the Warning tape, you get what you deserve. I'm not ignoring it. I know there are things I don't wanna see. And from the description, this sounds like one of them.

Posted by: Slash at July 9, 2010 10:37 AM

I think we can't view it in the UK - it won't start. Smehow I think that may be a blessing...

Posted by: Ponytail at July 9, 2010 4:30 PM

Aw it got taken down.

Posted by: Mick J at July 9, 2010 5:23 PM