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Unlikely Spokesman Rust Cohle Will Burrow Into Your Soul to Sell You a New Car

By Vivian Kane | Videos | September 4, 2014 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Videos | September 4, 2014 |


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Matthew McConaughey has done a series of car commercials for Lincoln and they are likely the closest thing we’re going to get to more True Detective Season 1. With no Woody Harrelson declaring the car a place of quiet reflection, this super hot version of Cohle is free to let his speculations on the nature of man, time, and the universe wander.

We are also introduced to McConaughey’s spirit animal, Cyrus* the bull.




And as a bonus, here’s The Dude trying to sell us Kahlua. Which is the closest we’re ever going to get to a Big Lebowski sequel (praise Godtopus).

*The first time I watched this, I for sure thought he called the bull Osiris, and it absolutely made sense that McConaughey would recognize this bull as the Egyptian god of death.


Via Uproxx.


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