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Undercover Charming Potato Surprises Fans By Rubbing Himself on Them at a 'Magic Mike XXL' Screening

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | June 2, 2015 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | June 2, 2015 |


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You might find it amusing that Charming Potato decided to pose as a odd, balding old dude working for a marketing organization collecting data about Magic Mike XXL, but if I were in that audience, I’d have been disappointed that I had to sit through a 3D experience involving actual exotic dancers (and Charming Potato) rubbing up on me.

I mean, come on! If we were brave enough to to see the real thing, don’t you think we’d go to a male strip club? The real magic of Magic Mike is that it gives us an acceptable cover story. We’re going for the plot! For the dark, resonant themes! Because it’s a great underdog story!

We don’t need Charming Potato rubbing his ass in our crotches while we’re just trying to quietly enjoy a movie about male strippers in a dark movie theater where no one will recognize us.

Thanks a lot, Charming Potato. Next time, think before you assault someone with your ass, and maybe do it in a more private environment. Like my living room next Tuesday night.



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