This Turn Off Your Cell Phone PSA Will Cause Mental and Emotional Trauma To Your Unborn Progeny
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This Turn Off Your Cell Phone PSA Will Cause Mental and Emotional Trauma To Your Unborn Progeny

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | September 5, 2012 | Comments ()

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I cannot stress this enough: DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO AT WORK. In fact, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. EVER.

I'm not kidding. It will f*ck you in your head. That's a pun, which you won't understand unless you watch this turn-off-your-cell-phone PSA created by Can Evrenol for Fright Fest. But you shouldn't watch it. EVER. Don't. Trust me. Click away. Now. As fast as you can.

Why are you still here. I told you not to watch this video. Listen. Trust me. Don't. It will haunt your nightmares' nightmares. It may in fact damage your sperm. It will almost certainly damage your mental situation. So go. Get out. Do not click. It is too disturbing for human consumption.

Trust me. Please.

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Next time you'll listen, won't you?


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  • Strand

    His dick has the diameter of a pencil?

  • e jerry powell
  • Quatermain

    Damnit, you can't run a teaser like that and then link to a password protected video, that's dirty pool.

  • Quatermain

    Non-password protected version:

  • cj

    I'm actually really disappointed that you guys would post this ad after such intellectual essays from SLW on Friday and such a heartwarming piece by Enlow yesterday. This is the same site that refused to review a movie because of its exploitation of violence towards women? I still love you, but c'mon.

  • Justin

    Video is now private... need password internet. Plz help!

  • Finally, someone has brought skullfucking to the mainstream. It's about time!

  • MurderBot

    Throatfucking strangers in the theatre? No condom? Tsk tsk. That's just asking for gonorrhea.

  • lowercase_ryan

    call me old fashioned, but I think someone fucking the skull of the person in front of you is way more distracting than someone texting.

  • So THAT happened.

  • Ted Zancha

    Damn you Rowles. I honestly thought this was a stupid ploy to get us to watch this fucking video. But now my day is ruined.

  • Kala

    I'm trying my damnedest not to watch it, but you people are making it very difficult for me.

    It's like I want to suffer with you. Christ, what is wrong with me?

  • Like no one's going to yell at him for standing up during a movie?

    I was fine until her mouth started, uh, leaking. Fucking hell.

  • Anna von Beav

    Is it bad that I found this HILARIOUS?

    Is it *more* bad that I thought to myself, "I'm TOTALLY doing that next time some asshole starts lighting up the damn theater with their cell"?

    Hm. I may need to consider therapy.

  • Maguita NYC

    Book for two please.

    Isn't the most fucking annoying thing in a theater the asshole right in front of you putting his cell phone up to better read his texts?

    Especially when he gives you an insulted look after you politely ask him to turn it off. Shoving a cell phone through his eye socket is the least damage I can think of at that moment.

  • Adrienne Marie

    I was slightly disturbed at first, but then realized he must be pencil-d*cked to fit in that hole. Also? Kinda reminded me of one of the billion versions of "The Aristocrats" joke from the Documentary.

  • John G.

    These cellphone warning are getting serious. At the last film festival I was at, most of the PSA's on this involved people getting shot, but head-hole fucking is a new level.

  • Maguita NYC

    So. Did this one damage your sperm in any way?

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